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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Blamire

Interesting note:

Under "Personal Life", it mentions that he has a son, named Cory, from his first marriage.

Guess the connection! (To me!)

(I bet you'll get it wrong!)
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Congrats for finding a post that revealed the TRUTH(TM)! You win an undisclosed prize that may or may not be something that people on forums like to give each other!
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Shrapnel wrote:Congrats for finding a post that revealed the TRUTH(TM)! You win an undisclosed prize that may or may not be something that people on forums like to give each other!
...Death threats?
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...a review of my blog?
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I was thinking BJ's or internets, but those also work.
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Shrapnel wrote:I was thinking BJ's or internets, but those also work.
Credible threats of violence?
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I'd think the prospect of having a Denner give me a blowjob would be the most credibly violent threat that anyone could make to me.
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Like sticking your dick into a pencil sharpener.
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AH - reading that made me hurt, and I don't even have a penis.
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Man, what the hell.

1) Go to Evil-Lyn's page on chrome.
2) ctrl+F "evil"
3) Laugh out Loud

go quickly, because I suspect that qualifies as vandalism.
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One has to wonder if someone from the Den did that. I hope so.
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For posterity:
Evil-Lyn is an evil fictional character in the popular Masters of the Universe toy line and the accompanying cartoon series He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.[3]

One of the two evil female members of the Evil Warriors, she is an evil witch who aids Skeletor as his second-in-command with her evil powers of evil darkness. She is vastly more intelligent than evil Skeletor's other evil minions, and while she admits that she is not as powerful as evil Skeletor, she readily confesses that she hopes to seize her master's evil powers and lord it over Eternia herself one evil day. Thus, she has worked completely independently of evil Skeletor on multiple evil occasions. Her evil trademark is the evil magic wand crowned with an evil crystal orb, but Evil-Lyn typically generates evil magic without the assistance of any evil instruments.
The whole page is like that.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_victo ... rld_War_II

It shouldn't surprise me that it's so common in fiction, but it does somehow.
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@ @ Nockermensch
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vala_%28Vedic%29

Demon evil cave gives me a great (but probably overused) idea for a dungeon crawl + grand master villain one-shot.
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Make the grand master villain Cujo. Any reference to Cujo is a win.
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Heh, my family had a big black newfoundland dog named Bogatyr. He was a good dog.
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That's an awesome name for a Dog or anyone. Too bad, Knight-errants aren't as highly regarded as Knights who serve somebody.
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